Probably like most of you my hours have become erratic. Some nights I am awake at 2:30 AM and napping at 3:00 PM. Last night while I was up at 2:30 AM I checked my phone. Jimmy Fallon was in my twitter feed.
With the current stay at home situation his show is featuring a segment called: At Home Edition Hashtags! The latest one asks the question: What’s a memorable quote you’ve heard during quarantine? Some responses are quite funny. I giggled as I lay there reading them, thinking to myself, I am going to blog about this tomorrow.
Here are some of the answers Jimmy Fallon received to the question:
Tell us the funniest thing you’ve heard someone say during quarantine using the hashtag #QuarantineQuotes and it could be on the show!
Forget plucking my eyebrows. I’m now trimming them like bangs.
“Do we HAVE to go on another walk?” -says the dog.
I heard an old lady at my work say she was going to put a glass of wine in every room of her house and go on a pub crawl…she’s 92!
“To the window, To the wall, then I might go down the hall.”
“Mommy put on her nice leggings, I guess she’s going to the mailbox.”
My house has turned into Las Vegas. We are losing money by the minute, cocktails are acceptable at any hour, and we don’t know what time it is.
What time do you change out of your daytime pajamas into your nighttime pajamas?
“Now I understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.”
“Can’t believe that I questioned why liquor stores were deemed an essential service!”
“I miss being late to everything.”
I can’t tell if I’m sore from my at home “workouts” or from laying in bed all day.
“BC will now be know as Before Corona.”
Love you Jimmy Fallon. You keep the world laughing even during a crisis. Thank you!